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    Life's too short to leave the important words unsaid!! consider things left unsaid and my thoughts unexpressed that may be valuable to u...& I promise you will have precious time !!!

    Tuesday, 20 June 2017

    Think twice

    A CA Student called his girlfriend on phone.
    And her dad picked the call!
    Dad: Hello. Who is this?
    CA Student: I am Amitabh Bachchan calling from Kaun Banega Crorepati. Your daughter’s friend is sitting on the hot seat, could you please give the phone to her
    Dad: Oh! Oh! (in excitement, gave phone to her)
    CA Student: The question is: “Where will you meet me in the evening?” and your options are:  
      Option a: Beach
      Option b: Park
      Option c: Coffee shop
       Option d: Mall
     Girl: Option A
    CA Student: Thank you. And your time ends now.
    Moral: Where there is a will, there is a way. If you fail to achieve your dreams, change your ways but not your principles!
    Trees change their leaves but not their roots..!!
    Think twice. Act wisely.
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     With smiles....
    Swathi Mohan
    (Investing myself completely in the art of living)

    8 comments:

    1. What do you do Ms.Ameena? Where are you from? Are you a blogger?

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    2. I wanted to write a blog few years ago, still procrastinating on that๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
      I love fiction ,my whole family did English literature,so I have lots of books to read. I write short stories and poems. Might publish them one day. I'm in trl, doing final year IT.

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    3. I saw your bio in Instagram,I have texted u!

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    4. Ooooooh plot twist, the one on the other side of the phone was actually the CA Student's friend who had been stalking this girl and planted a bait for her .Later he kidnaps her from the beach, reveals to her Dad that there was no actual call from Kaun Banega Crorepati (Grave Realization, Deep spooky BGM) but still gave him four options...

      Write your own ending..

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    5. LOL
      Typical guy's inborn pattern of thinking!
      I meant your plot twist _/\_

      Okay, listen. It goes by this way!
      After that grave realization and deep spooky BGM, he gives four options again to that girl's father who is the CA student's hard and fast professor, that he needs the question paper of either of the four subjects to crack IPCC (Second level competent course in CA after CPT)

      Option A: Financial Reporting

      Option B: Strategic Financial Management,

      Option C: Advanced Auditing and Professional Ethics,

      Option D: Corporate and Allied Laws,

      The strict but agile minded professor recognized the voice of his bloody student and replied," Certainly Madhav, come and collect it in my cabin tomorrow morning."
      The CA student who was struck with fear, dread,& consternation thinks in mind,"Hey Krish you are safe man!" and says,"Nothing to worry, sir! Everything is Okay! Cool cool sir!

      (Madhav is the girl's boyfriend and Krish is that friend of CA student who had been stalking that girl. The nimble wit of the CA student's friend has grabbed two dismissals in a single legal delivery. )

      Moral: If something exists in this story, it is it. :p (LOL)











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      1. I missed this line in the plot twist _ "like all Indian plot twists"

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